Hehe, I'm funny.
20 August 2011
Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
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A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
An old G.W Bush Joke
During the height of the problems with the war in Iraq,
Donald Rumsfeld was briefing the President one morning.
He told him of all the usual bad news of the war including,
the possibility of a full scale revolution, insurgent attacks
and the almost daily suicide bombings.
He told Bush that there was a street suicide bombing in
which there were three Brazilian soldiers killed.
To Rumsfeld's amazement he saw Bush with his head in
his hands, he was visibly shaken and almost whimpering.
After a while Bush finally composed himself, turned to
Short and sweet, and funny! Thanks for sharing.
I leave you with a this little gem that actually happened!
"While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By the time he reached the teller's window, the hiccups seemed to have worsened. The teller took my friend's check and proceeded to run a computer verification of his account. After a minute she looked up from her terminal with a frown and said that she would be unable to cash his check.
"Why not?" my friend asked incredulously.
your funny
I love abstract humor.
Kelly has humor that we all wish God had given to us. But then again someone must be a receiver of such a blessing. Thanks to Kelly for many laughs.
Wow - awesome!
YESSSSSSSSS. I'm a loserrrrrr.
lol you got a big grin out of me